Every time she posts something about relationships I feel my guts twist into knots all over again. If those are really the things she believes, why couldn’t she have put those into practice with me? Why didn’t I get to see any of those things when we were together?
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
Totally gonna use that and convince the girl it means something really thoughtful
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
This is true