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Every time she posts something about relationships I feel my guts twist into knots all over again. If those are really the things she believes, why couldn’t she have put those into practice with me? Why didn’t I get to see any of those things when we were together?

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

Totally gonna use that and convince the girl it means something really thoughtful

(via storywonker)

nivalvixen:

olimaru:

How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.

This is what humanity is being reduced to

(Source: best-of-memes, via storywonker)

giggles-and-tears:

How I feel when out with my vanilla friends.

(via dirtysithgirl)

brainstatic:

Whenever someone brings up septum piercing, I think of this:

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(via enrychan)

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

(Source: sunshinychick, via thefuuuucomics)

stilesstilinskli:

mythology meme | {1/1} MYTHOLOGY: Greek

Myths reflect the universal concerns of mankind throughout  history: birth, death, the afterlife, the origin of man and the world, good and evil and the nature of man himself

(via jethann)

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

This is true

(Source: ladysiriusblack, via thegethwarden)